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Category: Travel

Remember, a Jedi can feel

What?! Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly… All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? I'm trying not to, kid. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. You mean it controls your actions? Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

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Don’t be too proud

Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. I find your lack of faith disturbing. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. Don't be…

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There’s no mystical energy

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. Don't underestimate the Force. What?! I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial…

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Andy Griffith

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Really? Did nothing cancel? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Whoa, this guy's straight?

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First place

Across from where? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I'm a monster. Army had half a day. That's why you always leave a note! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.

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